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StubbyPosted - 6 October 2001 15:33 PST
Of course I can only confirm what I've experienced myself.

But I've gotten a more stable and smooth hand by strangulating the lizard a couple of times a day!

Maybe it's the beer talking, but I feel like whipping out the monkey right now, and have a good whack at it.....

- The axe swinging master -

Martin SelinusPosted - 6 October 2001 15:37 PST
Yeah, this is true :)
Just 'pull a Tarzan' or 'play the leather flute' every now and then and you'll improve your skills a lot :)

/ Martin

willPosted - 6 October 2001 20:18 PST
you guys are all ****ers....
willPosted - 6 October 2001 20:20 PST
this really beggars belief, they censor w.a.n.k. but not CUNT ?????
ShamblerPosted - 7 October 2001 2:56 PST
So this is the sort of thing you boast about on public forums....riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

http://www.planetquake.com/teamshambler - it's Quake single player, bitches.

messiahPosted - 7 October 2001 3:11 PST
you guys are sick! but you've right ;-)

/ Jonny

HanzPosted - 7 October 2001 13:31 PST
LOL, name any other board and in there threads like this are immediately closed or deleted, but here they are posted by the admin ;)
StubbyPosted - 7 October 2001 13:36 PST
What can I say......I was drunk :-)

- The axe swinging master -

KenPosted - 7 October 2001 18:19 PST
If that was true then I would be much faster than every other speedrunner alive. :)

We live, as we dream - alone.

minwaterPosted - 8 October 2001 11:22 PST
Now I know why I am so f****** slow. I don't have chickens. hmm.. I'm pondering. Does it word on cat's and dogs ?

I tried it with fish, but that just gets you all wet... =]

Daniel. APosted - 15 October 2001 5:59 PST
what about fucking?
amrikPosted - 17 October 2001 14:44 PST
i think that could be cheating! it's done automatically, which means there is no manual *cough* 'skill' involved.

- Amrik
amrikkochhar@hotmail.com

ShamblerPosted - 17 October 2001 15:24 PST
"what about fucking?"

Don't really think that would help....I mean you guys run so damn fast without it anyway...

http://www.planetquake.com/teamshambler - it's Quake single player, bitches.

timPosted - 17 October 2001 15:44 PST
the word manual means to be done by hand, what is your technique amrik to automate things :P
minwaterPosted - 18 October 2001 10:28 PST
I don't know why, but I still think the cat could come in handy sometime. I mean, I really suck. I need to run faster SOMEhow.
But I don't want to do anything nasty or anything, I'm not issued like shambler =]
Hey, wait, light-bulb-hanging-over-my-head.

..

Damn, no lightbulb...

orbsPosted - 19 October 2001 5:32 PST
where would you want to use that bulb for? stick it yer arse and then see if you can brak it be squeezing your cheeks?...you like that kinky shit don't you?

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